Pixie Lott ft. Pusha T

Have you ever wondered what Pixie Lott sounds like during sex? Well, you’re in luck - she’s kindly recording it and used it as the chorus of ‘What Do You Take Me For?’.

Sex not really your thing? Have no fear - ‘What Do You Take Me For?’ also happens to be a good song.

Punchy brass hits and bass which can only be described as ’dirty’ make this song an amalgam of this years two biggest sellers - Beyoncé and this Dubstep malarky that the kids are getting all in a fluster about. This combination was presumably concocted by men wearing suits who realised if you input the factors ‘Beyoncé’, ‘Dubstep’ and ‘The Sound of Pixie Lott Having Sex’ into a Venn diagram, they all overlap at ‘Money’.

The suit men are also well aware that the market for sexy women releasing sexy pop songs is wide open for at least 9 months while Beyoncé births the most anticipated baby since Jesus Christ, and Pixie Lott is clearly willing to fill that void. We see this in the video for ‘What Do You Take Me For?’, in which our heroine Pixie, who has seemingly fallen face-first into her makeup bucket (girls keep their makeup in buckets, right?) dances sexily - sometimes in black, sometimes in leopard print, but never in much. What more could you want from a music video? Is that Pusha T you say? Once again, you’re in luck, as we’re treated to a guest verse from everyone‘s favourite ex-drug dealer: it’s the worst verse he’s ever recorded, but nevertheless, it gets major bonus points.

All these factors combine to make ‘What Do You Take Me For?’ Pixie Lott’s best song, and although she has nothing on Beyoncé, Rihanna or Shakira, Pixie can find solace in currently being the best British pop starlet.