Do you remember Eminem’s once famous jibe at Moby in Without Me? 'You're too old let go, its over, nobody listens to techno,' – I always thought it was a bit harsh. Moby wasn’t techno, he was, well, Moby. An innovative self styled artist who released one the best albums of the 90’s. But times change. Since Play the 'bald headed fag', as Eminem put it, has had wavering success. And with the release of Disco Lies it looks like Eminem might have been right all along.

Disco Lies is commercial euro trash. And really wouldn’t be out of place on the 'best of Ibiza 99' mix. Trashy keyboards combined with an 'emotive’ female singer and throwaway beats all equal disaster. The only place this combination would go down well is in a back alley way club in Brighton, and we all know how critical those boys are at 4am on a Saturday morning.