Taio Cruz

From first listen to this lack lustre, unoriginal, repetitive, head-ache inspiring dance track, you’d think that the dude would be from the US of A, but you’d be wrong. Unfortunately this dross, rubbish is home-grown and all the chavs in the ‘classy’ clubs are shaking their muffin tops to this ‘banging’ tune.

Taio Cruz used to be a writer/producer and has written for Usher, Mya and Britney Spears and has been writing and recording in the US for Tricky Stewart, who is the man behind Rhianna’s top hit ‘Umbrella’. I don’t understand why producers these days feel the need, after a while, to jump into being singers and bring out mediocre, or in some cases, dire albums for the public to have to listen to on repeat for months on end. It’s simply unfair, and in fact rather selfish.

Put down the microphone and go back into the shadows. It’s just what’s best for everyone.